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23

Jan

Conversational Series #21

“I’ve been so nice this time. I’m available. I’m an angel. I’m an available little fuck angel.”

26

Dec

Conversational Series #16: Xmas

"I've never really thought about searching Amazon for things other than textbooks, what do you use it for?"
"Shoes and sex toys mostly."

21

Dec

Conversational Series #14

"I was blinded by his good looks, I didn't care how dumb he was."
"It happens to all of us. I recently realized that I was blinded from his dopey face by his abs and his penis."

20

Nov

I can’t begin to count all the times I’ve thought ‘Ugh he’s so cute…but man is he a shit head.’
Girl talk

04

Oct

Conversational Series #48: Girl Talk

"YOUR VAGINA IS ABOVE THAT!"
"It was an accident! My vagina was drunk!"

19

Aug

Conversational Series #75: Real Talk

“If you want to sleep with a guy on the first date, then you should, and he should not think any differently of you.  It is your sexual experience and as a female, you are allowed to have control of it, and not have that partner think any less of you, or use it an as excuse to not call you the next day, or write you off as “easy”. You should take control of that situation, and do what you want. Because you are a free bitch, baby.”