23
Jan
Conversational Series #21
“I’ve been so nice this time. I’m available. I’m an angel. I’m an available little fuck angel.”
12
Jan
Conversational Series #11: Roommates
- *undistinct gurgle noise*
- "You sounded like a frog" -Me
- "You sound like Larry Bird" -Him
- *45 seconds later*
- "At least you smell good" -Me
- "Yea, because I just farted" -Him
26
Dec
Conversational Series #16: Xmas
- "I've never really thought about searching Amazon for things other than textbooks, what do you use it for?"
- "Shoes and sex toys mostly."
21
Dec
Conversational Series #14
- "I was blinded by his good looks, I didn't care how dumb he was."
- "It happens to all of us. I recently realized that I was blinded from his dopey face by his abs and his penis."
08
Dec
Conversational Series #63: Drunk Talk
“Did you just drop a cheese puff into your migas?”
“Don’t you dare judge me right now. Migas are nothing without cheese.”
05
Dec
The reason why dudes can hold more drink in them is because they have wieners. That’s the only reason why wieners exist, it’s just extra space to hold alcohol.
Things I say.
24
Nov
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Conversational Series: Home for Thanksgiving
20
Nov
Conversational Series: Skype
I can’t begin to count all the times I’ve thought ‘Ugh he’s so cute…but man is he a shit head.’
Girl talk
