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12

Jan

Conversational Series #11: Roommates

*undistinct gurgle noise*
"You sounded like a frog" -Me
"You sound like Larry Bird" -Him
*45 seconds later*
"At least you smell good" -Me
"Yea, because I just farted" -Him

4 months ago Short URL 3 notes

conversational series/chat/roommate/

26

Dec

Conversational Series #16: Xmas

"I've never really thought about searching Amazon for things other than textbooks, what do you use it for?"
"Shoes and sex toys mostly."

5 months ago Short URL 2 notes

conversational series/christmas/chat/girl talk/

21

Dec

Conversational Series #14

"I was blinded by his good looks, I didn't care how dumb he was."
"It happens to all of us. I recently realized that I was blinded from his dopey face by his abs and his penis."

5 months ago Short URL 5 notes

conversational series/Girl Talk/chat/

28

Jul

Conversational Series #62

Lariss:
I'm thinking about texting him, 'Hey Dickhead, how's the job hunt?'
Me:
Dickhead?
Lariss:
Yea, it's like our joke. I'm calling him Dickhead because I'm flirting with him, ya know?
Me:
Ah. I called a guy 'shit head for brains' once.
Lariss:
And?
Me:
We dated for 9 months.

10 months ago Short URL

conversational series/chat/boys/flirting/