Episode 13: Louis Sinks the Sub

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5:03 PM

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RickDickens77 is now online

RickDickens77:

Lou

LouisTheCat:

hey rick you made it

RickDickens77:

Yup we made it

RickDickens77:

Got to the hotel, started to unpack

RickDickens77:

And guess what we found

LouisTheCat:

what

RickDickens77:

SHUT UP

RickDickens77:

YOU KNOW WHAT WE FOUND

LouisTheCat:

lol yeah

LouisTheCat:

youre welcome

RickDickens77:

I didn't thank you

RickDickens77:

I'm pretty steamed this time Lou

LouisTheCat:

woah woah woah

LouisTheCat:

thats no way to react to a thoughtful gift

RickDickens77:

We can probably get the clothes washed

RickDickens77:

But the luggage is ruined.

LouisTheCat:

well pardon me for trying to give you something to remember me by

RickDickens77:

Urine? Really?

LouisTheCat:

what else do i have rick

LouisTheCat:

its not like i know how to take and print a photo

LouisTheCat:

actually thats not true i probably could have figured that out

RickDickens77:

You are a tremendous jerk.

LouisTheCat:

my bad

LouisTheCat:

but think about this rick

LouisTheCat:

when you packed that bag

LouisTheCat:

how long were you away from it between packing it and zipping it up

RickDickens77:

I don't know, a minute maybe.

LouisTheCat:

i dont know what that means but it wasnt very long

LouisTheCat:

and did you smell it

RickDickens77:

Of course not, I would have done something.

LouisTheCat:

exactly

RickDickens77:

What's your point

LouisTheCat:

think about the effort in timing that right

LouisTheCat:

it takes research rick

LouisTheCat:

i had to know exactly when to sneak in there

LouisTheCat:

do the business

LouisTheCat:

and get out

RickDickens77:

Am I supposed to appreciate that?

RickDickens77:

Am I supposed to go OH THANKS FOR TRYING SO HARD TO PEE ON MY CLOTHES LOU

LouisTheCat:

if you had a tiny shred of a soul maybe

RickDickens77:

Guess I don't then, because I'm just not seeing the upside.

LouisTheCat:

you disappoint me rick

RickDickens77:

YOU disappoint ME.

RickDickens77:

Emily's bag is a disaster too

RickDickens77:

She didn't even bring it inside at the house!

LouisTheCat:

im an artist rick

RickDickens77:

You're a menace.

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5:53 PM

LouisTheCat:

im lonely

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RickDickens77 has gone offline

I have pretty much had this conversation with my cat a dozen times.