That night:
The next morning:
Ugggghhhh. So accurate.
gasstation:Jeremy Renner in The Avengers
New super dude crush, you guys. Holy shit.
Amazing fucking Mighty Ducks 2 reference. SO TRUE AND YES.
Thanks mindy for the kiss for may 9 @sidebar
Hey! I was part of Evan’s New Years resolution to get 365 kisses this year. I forgot to mention that I was also a ghost, hope that counts!
sardonicme asked: Good thing that guy didn't take your shoes, amirite? :(
Absolutely right! It would have been a whoooollleee new level of shame if I walked out without my shoes.
It’s good to take a little refresher course on the rules every once in a while.
(via etiquetteforalady)
My heart is so broken today.
Deep End
She is too perfect. And I feel like I identify with her entirely too much.
It’s so painful. You would have loved him…forever. But he just couldn’t keep his shit together. You were the greatest, really. But he was reckless and careless and inconsiderate. You were amazing to him, and he still accepted things on the side. And then, one day, when you were waiting for that ring, he revealed that he had met the love of his life. Some blonde, American photographer. Everything that you had been through, everything you tolerated knowing how he was…and he threw you away once he found her. And then he loved her forever.
This is called, being stood up by the guy you’ve been dating for a monthish and realizing that you can in fact do without those Forever 21 jorts.
Does anyone know of a good international placement program that could help me find a job in Dublin? Important!