January 2011
29 posts
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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“right now im dressed like an upscale ghetto lumberjack.”
– Chelsey 
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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I say I love you to my cat more than I say it to...
Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Conversational Series #41
Me: Nail polish, PBR, and The Dark Knight = the perfect way to "wind down" after a hard day of going to one class and cat napping.
Andrew G: You are my dream gurl!
Me: And you are my dream boi.
Andrew G: FYI my lips right now are completely red from eating too many hot fries so I'm changin my email to FuegoKiss420@hotmail.com.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Weird Porn Spam of The Day
Email from: Patti Winckler Subject: Pleased to meet you, shot hesitating  Either this “Patti” bird really hates drinking alone, or is letting me know ahead of time that she has some medical issues. Both things I look for in a partner. 
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Conversational Text: Drunk Pillow Talk
Me: Oh man! I just figured out how to use my voice commands on my phone. Look, 'Call Merrill' .
iPhone: Calling Merrill...
Merrill: Ommgggg I want to do it with mine! 'Call Mindy'.
Merrill's iPhone: (no response)
Merrill: CALL MINDY.
iPhone: (still no response)
Merrill: CALL MINDY. CALL HER. CALL HER RIGHT NOW!
iPhone: Playing songs by Fucked up.
Me: Hahahaha. Your iPhone just sassed you.
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Conversational Series #61
Aunt Sharlotte: Oh, by the way, I brought you an old wedding dress. I found it in a closet.
Me: Wha-why?
Aunt Sharlotte: Well, I know how much you like to dress up like a zombie. I figured it would make a cool zombie bride costume.
Jan 13th
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WatchWatch
This song. Forever  and ever. 
Jan 12th
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interiordecline asked: THANK YOU!!! so sweet :):)
Jan 12th
mamabyrd replied to your post: Ugh
mamabyrd: Edit for my apartment: and you realize that the children playing on the preschool playground outside your window just gasped at your naked breast Haha, awe. You win, Courtney Bres! 
Jan 12th
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Ugh
That awkward moment when you are walking around your bedroom in only undies with the window open and, even though you are on the third story, you realize that your bro neighbors downstairs outside totally just saw you. 
Jan 12th
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“To let yourself be carried on passively is unthinkable.”
– Virginia Woolf (via romanceandtea)
Jan 12th
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Conversational Series #60
Text to male roommate: “Hey. I need you to come home because I don’t know how to iron my shirt.”
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Conversational Series #47
Me: Tonight I watched Garden State and cried. Am I 17 again? Oh, I also made a collage of photos and pasted them on my wall.
Doug: I had some bad shit go down with a prescribed drug I was on. But I love you!
Me: Holy. shit. You had to one-up me, hm?
Jan 10th
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“My Mom and Grandmother are visiting tomorrow. I guess I should finally wash that...”
– M. Myself to Roommate 
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
introvertsarepeopletoo asked: Why hello there. I'm Frankie. <3 (I'm always curious about the new people who follow me, but I can't think of anything to ask you, so instead I'm just saying hi hello introduction. ( /STUMBLE AND FUMBLE AND FAIL.))
Jan 8th
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WatchWatch
A small, small excerpt of what our ladies trip to Vegas was like.
Jan 8th
blacksealion asked: <333

PS- there are gay bars in Corpus haha.
Jan 8th
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Seriously, that Luvs commercial can go straight to hell. 
Jan 6th
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