January 2011
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right now im dressed like an upscale ghetto lumberjack.
– Chelsey
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I say I love you to my cat more than I say it to...
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Conversational Series #41
Me: Nail polish, PBR, and The Dark Knight = the perfect way to "wind down" after a hard day of going to one class and cat napping.
Andrew G: You are my dream gurl!
Me: And you are my dream boi.
Andrew G: FYI my lips right now are completely red from eating too many hot fries so I'm changin my email to FuegoKiss420@hotmail.com.
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Weird Porn Spam of The Day
Email from: Patti Winckler
Subject: Pleased to meet you, shot hesitating
Either this “Patti” bird really hates drinking alone, or is letting me know ahead of time that she has some medical issues. Both things I look for in a partner.
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Conversational Text: Drunk Pillow Talk
Me: Oh man! I just figured out how to use my voice commands on my phone. Look, 'Call Merrill' .
iPhone: Calling Merrill...
Merrill: Ommgggg I want to do it with mine! 'Call Mindy'.
Merrill's iPhone: (no response)
Merrill: CALL MINDY.
iPhone: (still no response)
Merrill: CALL MINDY. CALL HER. CALL HER RIGHT NOW!
iPhone: Playing songs by Fucked up.
Me: Hahahaha. Your iPhone just sassed you.
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Conversational Series #61
Aunt Sharlotte: Oh, by the way, I brought you an old wedding dress. I found it in a closet.
Me: Wha-why?
Aunt Sharlotte: Well, I know how much you like to dress up like a zombie. I figured it would make a cool zombie bride costume.
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This song. Forever and ever.
interiordecline asked: THANK YOU!!! so sweet :):)
mamabyrd replied to your post: Ugh
mamabyrd: Edit for my apartment: and you realize that the children playing on the preschool playground outside your window just gasped at your naked breast
Haha, awe. You win, Courtney Bres!
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Ugh
That awkward moment when you are walking around your bedroom in only undies with the window open and, even though you are on the third story, you realize that your bro neighbors downstairs outside totally just saw you.
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To let yourself be carried on passively is unthinkable.
– Virginia Woolf (via romanceandtea)
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Conversational Series #60
Text to male roommate: “Hey. I need you to come home because I don’t know how to iron my shirt.”
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Conversational Series #47
Me: Tonight I watched Garden State and cried. Am I 17 again? Oh, I also made a collage of photos and pasted them on my wall.
Doug: I had some bad shit go down with a prescribed drug I was on. But I love you!
Me: Holy. shit. You had to one-up me, hm?
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My Mom and Grandmother are visiting tomorrow. I guess I should finally wash that...
– M. Myself to Roommate
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introvertsarepeopletoo asked: Why hello there. I'm Frankie. <3 (I'm always curious about the new people who follow me, but I can't think of anything to ask you, so instead I'm just saying hi hello introduction. ( /STUMBLE AND FUMBLE AND FAIL.))
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A small, small excerpt of what our ladies trip to Vegas was like.
blacksealion asked: <333
PS- there are gay bars in Corpus haha.
PS- there are gay bars in Corpus haha.
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Seriously, that Luvs commercial can go straight to hell.