February 2012
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Girl Talk #2: Spill your guts or swallow them...
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Everyone has seen that moment, whether it be in a TV show or movie, where one brave person throws all caution to the wind, and tells a second person that they are completely in love with them. After keeping it locked away, or suddenly realizing, or finally just saying for the first time, this person decides to say “Fuck it! I’m going to tell this person that I love them....
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Episode 13: Louis Sinks the Sub
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RickDickens77: Lou
LouisTheCat: hey rick you made it
RickDickens77: Yup we made it
RickDickens77: Got to the hotel, started to unpack
RickDickens77: And guess what we found
LouisTheCat: what
RickDickens77: SHUT UP
RickDickens77: YOU KNOW WHAT WE FOUND
LouisTheCat: lol yeah
LouisTheCat: youre welcome
RickDickens77: I didn't thank you
RickDickens77: I'm pretty steamed this time Lou
LouisTheCat: woah woah woah
LouisTheCat: thats no way to react to a thoughtful gift
RickDickens77: We can probably get the clothes washed
RickDickens77: But the luggage is ruined.
LouisTheCat: well pardon me for trying to give you something to remember me by
RickDickens77: Urine? Really?
LouisTheCat: what else do i have rick
LouisTheCat: its not like i know how to take and print a photo
LouisTheCat: actually thats not true i probably could have figured that out
RickDickens77: You are a tremendous jerk.
LouisTheCat: my bad
LouisTheCat: but think about this rick
LouisTheCat: when you packed that bag
LouisTheCat: how long were you away from it between packing it and zipping it up
RickDickens77: I don't know, a minute maybe.
LouisTheCat: i dont know what that means but it wasnt very long
LouisTheCat: and did you smell it
RickDickens77: Of course not, I would have done something.
LouisTheCat: exactly
RickDickens77: What's your point
LouisTheCat: think about the effort in timing that right
LouisTheCat: it takes research rick
LouisTheCat: i had to know exactly when to sneak in there
LouisTheCat: do the business
LouisTheCat: and get out
RickDickens77: Am I supposed to appreciate that?
RickDickens77: Am I supposed to go OH THANKS FOR TRYING SO HARD TO PEE ON MY CLOTHES LOU
LouisTheCat: if you had a tiny shred of a soul maybe
RickDickens77: Guess I don't then, because I'm just not seeing the upside.
LouisTheCat: you disappoint me rick
RickDickens77: YOU disappoint ME.
RickDickens77: Emily's bag is a disaster too
RickDickens77: She didn't even bring it inside at the house!
LouisTheCat: im an artist rick
RickDickens77: You're a menace.
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LouisTheCat: im lonely
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I have pretty much had this conversation with my cat a dozen times.
January 2012
18 posts
sayandrew asked: tell me that you're always going to be my life
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Conversational Series #3
“Flip-flops and a wedding ring. The two worst things you could see on a seemingly decent dude.”
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Conversational Series #21
“I’ve been so nice this time. I’m available. I’m an angel. I’m an available little fuck angel.”
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Conversational Series #11: Roommates
*undistinct gurgle noise*
"You sounded like a frog" -Me
"You sound like Larry Bird" -Him
*45 seconds later*
"At least you smell good" -Me
"Yea, because I just farted" -Him
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sardonicme asked: Do you remember the show Mama's Family starring Vicki Lawrence? That was cool.
December 2011
37 posts
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Girls Talk!: Hello! →
girlstalkblog:
So admittedly it’s been a while since we meant to get this blog up and running, but it’s all getting worked out very soon, promise! So, here is a little break down of what you can expect here at Girls Talk!
-ORIGINAL CONTENT CONCERNING SEX/SEXUALITY, DATING, LOVE, ETC
-LISTS OF THINGS WE…
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Conversational Series #16: Xmas
"I've never really thought about searching Amazon for things other than textbooks, what do you use it for?"
"Shoes and sex toys mostly."
BILL MURRAY ALL DAY Y'ALL
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I am continually in love with people who don’t actually exist, and never will. Which means I’ll never be able to fall in love with someone who is real and attainable.
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Conversational Series #14
"I was blinded by his good looks, I didn't care how dumb he was."
"It happens to all of us. I recently realized that I was blinded from his dopey face by his abs and his penis."
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Private Eye, I'm Calling You...
CLAP CLAP!
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(719) 26-OATES This is the Emergency Hall & Oates Hotline. Call and listen to one (or all) of the four songs if you’re having a meltdown. It will help.
sayandrew asked: I like tuna sandwiches.
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Dudes of the Day
AKA dudes that I can’t stand how amazingly hot they are. And I need them to be my boyfriend(s).
Harry Shum Jr.- He is an amaaaaaaaaazing dancer, and holy hell, the boy can wear a suit. The fact that he is in GQ hardly does him justice. He is TALL, also. Swoon.
Steven Yeun- Boy has an amazing sense of style, is endlessly charming, and he plays the most adorable underdog in one of my...
Going To A Wedding, Y'all!
Wait till you see the cutest friend dates ever with a black and gold color scheme!