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28

Jan

Just got this in the mail. Can’t wait to play. 

Just got this in the mail. Can’t wait to play. 

26

Jan

Conversational Series #3

“Flip-flops and a wedding ring. The two worst things you could see on a seemingly decent dude.”

25

Jan

I meme’d. It was only a matter of time. But because of this post, I was inspired to create a meme. It’s like the internet willed it to be and just used my fingers as the vessel. It’s that meant to be. 

I give you, the Lucille Lynx.

24

Jan

sweethomestyle:southernblood
As if I don’t have enough verbal and emotional cues to scare off insecure man-boys, this would certainly make my single-girl status immortal (get it?) 

sweethomestyle:southernblood

As if I don’t have enough verbal and emotional cues to scare off insecure man-boys, this would certainly make my single-girl status immortal (get it?) 

(Source: melissa-christie)

23

Jan

Conversational Series #21

“I’ve been so nice this time. I’m available. I’m an angel. I’m an available little fuck angel.”

19

Jan

GPOY

GPOY

(Source: truebloodtexts)

13

Jan

Daria always knows how I feel.

Daria always knows how I feel.

(Source: catgirlvc)

12

Jan

Conversational Series #11: Roommates

*undistinct gurgle noise*
"You sounded like a frog" -Me
"You sound like Larry Bird" -Him
*45 seconds later*
"At least you smell good" -Me
"Yea, because I just farted" -Him

08

Jan

Meown, The Professional. 

Meown, The Professional. 

(Source: moderatecat)

07

Jan

And not too much has changed. 

And not too much has changed.